Saturday, July 10, 2010

[Yahalu-Yeheli] HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA



  

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

 

Scenario 1  

 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.  

 

That's MUMBAI  

 

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Scenario 2  

 

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  

 

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.  

 

You are definitely in PUNJAB  !!!  

 

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Scenario 3  

 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.  

 

The first two get together and beat him up.  

 

That's DELHI  

 

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Scenario 4  

 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

 

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.  

 

That's AHMEDABAD  

 

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Scenario 5  

 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.  

 

He writes a software program to stop the fight.  

 

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.  

 

That's BANGALORE  

 

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Scenario 6  

 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

 

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

 

Peace settles in...  

 

That's CHENNAI  

 

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Scenario 7  

 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth  

 

and they start arguing about who's right.  

 

You are in KOLKATA  

 

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Scenario 8  

 

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Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

 

"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".  

 

That's KERALA  !  

 

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And the best one is ....  

 

Scenario 9  

 

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

 

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  

 

You are in GOA  !!!

 

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